A Parody Song Lyric Poem for Gay Porn Star Evan Parker

Evan Parker naked in the bath jerking off

Evan Parker is a hot studly twink jock with an everhard cock. Check out my poem for him here (with apologies to Bruce Springsteen!).

He’s got a big thing in his pocket
He’s got a cute face up above
He fucks those twinkies like a rocket
And then says “Baby I love you”
Well he was always into men and boys
And fellas can’t you see how
You’ll certainly get a good porking
With all that Evan will allow

And if the radio announcer
Says there’s a slight hint of romance
You can swear that he’ll be on it
Soon as he takes off his pants
He’s very slim and slips it in man
Then gives it hard to you somehow
You won’t be late if on a date
With all that Evan will allow

And there’s a reason all the cute guys
Want a taste of Evan’s thing
When he’s thrusting up above you
Making mincemeat of your ring
So if your butt’s shaped like a bubble
He’ll give it to you somehow
And you’re sure to fall in love
With all that Evan will allow

Now you might wanna act all young and
Young and happy as can be
And start dreaming of when he kissed you
And now it’s plain for all to see
Cause he’s got something you should try
That’ll have you screaming out loud
And you’ll want it all the time
All that Evan will allow

Evan Parker standing up fucking a twink on his back

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